Thursday Thirteen + Contest

July 12th, 2007 by Amelia June
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Hey, look, I remembered this week!

Thirteen things I like about writing erotica

1. 2 boys, any time I want.
2. I can use “bad” words.
3. If I can’t do it in real life, there’s always a scene to write.
4. Sex scenes are great for word count.
5. The female character always gets hers, always.
6. No leg cramps unless I put them there.
7. Positions not entirely possible in nature.
8. Speaking of nature, no poky sticks when they do it in the woods. Actually, I take that back, in Legacy they do have to move a poky rock before getting busy on a cliff.
9. Long lasting men without viagra!
10. In my world, sex is ALWAYS consensual and fun. Unless the bad guys are doing it, occasionally.
11. Bondage, baby.
12. My male characters are always hunky, in one way or another.
13. No one ever farts during sex. (ahahah, TMI)

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12 Responses

  1. Lori

    LMAO #13….ok….Ive never farted during sex.

  2. Amelia June

    Oh come on Lori, no one’s looking–you know you’ve done it ;)

  3. Jennifer Bianco

    Then you’re not doing it right, Lori. LOL j/k ;)
    I love number 7. LOL

  4. Kissa Starling

    That reminds me of a joke- “front hole so happy back hole laugh out loud” haha
    Kissa

  5. Paige Tyler

    I’m so with you there, girl! I love it, too!

    *hugs*
    Paige

    My TT is at http://paigetylertheauthor.blogspot.com/

  6. Rhonda Stapleton

    Oh no you DIDN’T! BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA niiiiiiiice…your #13 is hilarious.

  7. Night Diva Maria

    4 and 5 YAY

  8. Shelley Munro

    Love it! I liked #8 particularly.

  9. Jennifer McKenzie

    Absolutely!!!!!!!!!! I completely agree. Especially with the no fartage. LOL.

  10. JAC

    LOL! I knew there were some good reasons why I write erotica!

  11. Elle Fredrix

    #13! There are some things it’s just to difficult to make sexy/romantic!

  12. Debbie Mumford

    ROFL - What a great list!!

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