Thursday Thirteen

1. Amelia needs you! (author says: of course I need you)

2. Amelia doesnt need “big assets” she already has the most annoying personality and if she had “big assets” to along with it, she’d be a bloody Nahga Jr.! (author says: AHAHAHAHA)

3. Amelia needs to turn her attention to regaining her husband’s love. (author says: oh my)

4. Amelia needs a haircut and a real job. (author says: I like my haircut…)

5. AMELIA needs our purrs. (author says: um, okay)

6. Amelia needs to call people who have not responded. (author says: seems reasonable. I hate it when people don’t RSVP)

7. Amelia needs a good nap. (author says: yes please)

8. I need help my name is amelia, here is my “question” while not technically a question,
I’ve had a male chihuahua for quite a while, and have made up my mind to get a female also, here is my problem, I do NOT wish to “fix” my dogs, and I am concerned about pregnancies, cost is no option when concerning my pets. (author says: I have 80 pound dogs that would have the chihuahua as a snack)

9. Amelia needs attention too. (author says: yeah, she does)

10. FAMILY NEEDS RENTAL HOME IN AMELIA (author says: that sounds uncomfortable)

11. Amelia needs someone who is understanding, intelligent and likes planning ahead like she does. (author says: sure, sure, can’t hurt)

12. Bookworm Lisa’s dog eats her book, so she and Amelia Bedelia need to replace it! (author says: oh noes!)

13. Amelia needs him most. (author says: yeah, I do)