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September 12th, 2008 by Amelia June

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1. David

   September 12th, 2008 at 10:54 am

   [Excerpt from The New York Times, January 21, 2009:]

   “…And just moments after entering the Oval Office (and devouring his Chief of Staff), President Cthulhu signed his first executive order, removing “under God” from the pledge, while at the same time introducing further emendations…”

   [Overheard later that morning in classrooms across America:]

   “…We pledge allegiance
   To the fhtagn…”

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